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Thursday, January 27th, 2005
10:39 am
winter break is so goddamn long. i still have like a week left. jk 5 days. im excited for the first day back, and only the first day. goodtimes have been had these past 2 months. more within the last 2 weeks tho i think. anyways ill post later.
3 minutes| take your breath away
Friday, January 14th, 2005
12:16 am

You Are the Loyalist


You have strong relationships and are intensely loyal.

People find you easy to love and care for.

You like your world to be stable and secure, no surprises.

You're cautious. You prefer your inner circle to the outside world.

1 minute| take your breath away
Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
9:41 pm
im working up in big bear this week so if anyones gunna be up there call me
2 minutes| take your breath away
Monday, December 6th, 2004
11:08 am
altho i got caught the last time <3
sneaking out is love
brought to you by the isLove Generator
1 minute| take your breath away
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
11:59 pm
winter and slepeping
nothing has been going on cept me failing statistics officially and me regretting that i lied about having a boyfriend and me starting to work every sunday because of it <3 and 12 sugar packets in my tea get me going thru the whole day with vasudha and i running around and jacob and andre like little oompa loompas and cesar doesnt know how to talk to girls so i got mad at him and me going to the gym with steph to work out today where i ran into dana ramirez and i kicked him in the balls sophomore year so then me and stephanie bader reminisced about the times we had at school in the weight room where she almost let me die underneath the bench press but its ok cuz we were laughing <3

Current Mood: jubilant
take your breath away
Sunday, November 28th, 2004
6:37 pm
i love to smile. smilings my favorite!
K4rmaPolice16: my friend thinks he is weirder than u
K4rmaPolce16: and i told him that was impossible
Mis7ik: you cant be that weird
CupCake1430: ahahahahhahahahahah
Mis7ik: lol
CupCake1430: u should ask yates about that
Mis7ik: ya hes told me while ago
CupCake1430: hahahah r u serious
Mis7ik: but weirder than paul?
Mis7ik: thats some extream shit
so apparently im unbelievably weird.<3
take your breath away
Thursday, November 25th, 2004
2:37 am
"it's a bittersweet symphony, this life"
conversations with hugo about sidewalk cracks and getting picked up by strangers in the parking lot

t930: i seriously thought id never meet anyone who knew what i meant if i were to explain to them the lines on the sidewalk thing... then theres you who does the same thing

random girl: "are you leaving? where are you parked? let me give u a ride. GET IN THE CAR!"
hugo in the backseat: "...my mom would not approve of this"

working at gymnastics sucks right now but who cares

abercrombie is getting better. o man friday the biggest shopping day of the season i work 7-1 yes! i really am excited..

baking cakes with cesar and eating it all in one day is awesome even tho we didnt get to watch the patti packed episodes of doug that i got off ebay

random letters under my winsheild wiper from exconvicts named kendell

tonight so many people were at antons it was great seeing them.

life is weird the way things work out. your friends change. u change. kharmas a bitch. but its also sweet. its bittersweet.

the moon looks amazing right now

Current Mood: incredibly weird
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Monday, November 8th, 2004
1:13 am
crickets n laundry shoots
tonight i fulfilled my longlived desire to project my body through a laundry shoot. it was a success. it was not a success for the person who went after me.
also, alan decided it would be funny to put a cricket in my purse. thanks buddyyyyyy ;)

Current Mood: lazy
4 minutes| take your breath away
Monday, November 1st, 2004
3:49 pm
halloweeeeen and doug funnie

im the fucking queeeen of costume making

Current Mood: silly
3 minutes| take your breath away
Wednesday, October 27th, 2004
1:39 am

new boys

stephs true lover and my date for the halloween partay

6 minutes| take your breath away
Monday, October 25th, 2004
10:15 am
can i play with your dandylions
i just got home from az. mm. thank you.

Current Mood: wet
take your breath away
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
10:34 pm
Jeff & Nicole's Story of the Day
One day in may a man was sitting in some hay
i saw him and said "hey!
& he said"if u want 2 lay here u have 2 pay!
so then skipped towards him 2 say
"y R u so gay, let me lay"
"only if u lay on me right now today"
"lay on u right now, wat Ru trying 2 say"
 "im trying 2 remind u that im gay...... okay?"


8 minutes| take your breath away
Thursday, September 30th, 2004
10:18 am
my favorite class was cancelled bluh. today i ran into my peer minister from my sophomore confirmation class; monday i ran into elizabeth's old best friend yvonne that i met at one of her birthday parties who by the way knows kendell and thinks hes adorable; like a month ago i hung out with brandon who i went to elementary school with; and this guy chris that i liked in 2nd grade and havent seen since like 5th grade is in my freakin english class! what a small world. i <3 that.
Monday, September 27th, 2004
10:32 pm
theres a llama in my pants
work sucks. discounts are good but 5 hours of the same music and the same shit is not fun. i waved to gabe from my window into his window at pac sun. and at least stephanie is there that makes it a lot better. i like coaching better so im gunna do that more plus it pays way better. i have like 3 jobs i take my lil cousin to school too. shit im so busy all of a sudden i kinda like it. my dad brought me a llama keychain from someone at his work. even tho my llama obsession has died down a bit i still appreciate a little llamaness in my life here and there.
take your breath away
Sunday, September 26th, 2004
3:41 pm
btw the word "love" is over used and overrated
12 minutes| take your breath away
Saturday, September 25th, 2004
11:00 pm

hi. i just got home from my night of drnuk lazer tagging with josh frannie poo and jason. fuuunnnnnn stuff ayayayay. this night was just like.. blahhhh we went to so many random places before and after like mels diner at 2am and the thousand oaks mall and hot dog on a stick and mmm i dont remember. but yeah mmmm. ill post someother time i feel like shti bye

Current Mood: drunk
take your breath away
Tuesday, September 21st, 2004
9:55 pm
saturday my garage sale was a great success. MAD people came it was crazy. ok not that crazy but i made enough to pay for my ticket to AZ. im so unbelieveably excited. i cant wait to see my friends and my cousin and CaptainNedward. i miss CaptainNedward i havent seen him in a really long time. maybe cuz hes lived in az the whole time ive known him but thats ok. he might come down and help me pick out a dress for his thing. aww. anyways.. things are good. i work at the new gymnastics in simi coaching advanced, preteam, and team level 5s. goodtimes. all the little gymnasts are so cute. and i started at abercrombie with steph. aww steph is cute. i like being little with her. and by myself. i cant wait to go shopping with my MAD discounts. the word of the day is MAD ive just decided- even tho the day is pretty much over. i love coca cola. yesterday steph came over and we watched when harry met sally "how come you never take me to the airport anymore" that was the best line. and we had velveeta mac n cheese (by farrrr the best mac n cheese ever made)! and she got an lj and i know she feels like a dooshbag.. which reminds me.. i had a women and health test today and i think i did pretty damn good. one of the questions was "T/F deuching is required for proper feminine hygene" FALSE the answer is false. and i forget the other ones but i know i got em right. im hoping its my first college A and my first A in a really fucking long time. this weekend i saw one of my favorite people even tho he smells (ALAN!) alan u smelly boy! we had a nice talk on the drive home and then heath and will were in town for the weekend. it was heathies big 18 so we all spent some time together. i love those guys. and miss them too. anyways im getting bored and i have MAD stuff to talk about to hugo the dorm man bye <3

Current Mood: pretty pretty princess
take your breath away
Tuesday, September 14th, 2004
7:09 pm
pee bee and jay
im happy that i have my best friend back

Current Mood: happy
1 minute| take your breath away
Friday, August 13th, 2004
4:52 pm
garden state
the other night i went to a costume party dressed as quailman. it was the best costume! quailman is so cool. anyways. i saw a movie last night and my cousin that ran away from home called me from arizona. yeah it was weird shes living there and finishing high school on her own. i pray she takes care of herself. hmm i had orientation for csun the other day which was good cuz now i think i wont mind going there. im excited to make new friends. good ones. me and carlos had the funniest conversation about wet noodles the other night. dont ask. i miss stephanie. and anton. i miss the way things were but im looking forward to the rest of my life. i came to the conclusion that i have way too many fucking pictures i need to throw like half of them away. most of them are meaningless with people that mean nothing to me anymore. its really sad actually. sure they were goodtimes but its in the past and all i need is to know that i had fun and i grew as a person because of them. heath got me the wonder years dvds a while ago which was sweet of him cuz its my favorite show so ive been watching them cuz i dont have a car anymore. i hate how i try so hard to clean my room but its still never clean. i used to be anal about that but oh well. the other night i also saw everyone from camp at the staff dinner. im glad i made good friends there. i really need to beautify my life and even tho i hate it... change is good it just takes some getting used to.

Current Mood: indescribable
4 minutes| take your breath away
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
12:11 am
skeeter valentine
hi im patti mayonnaise. ive had a busy summer but its ok cuz i went to camp. patti mayonnaise likes camp. she also got her friend FISH and TIM to go. they were last seen holding a pair of little boy superman underwear. if you know whos it is please notify FISH FISHER ASAP. patti mayonnaise also made a visit to the wonderland of iowa. there is soooo sooo soo much to do there. like... ride ridable lawnmowers and such. but her fun didnt stop there... 4 days later she rode on down to texas where she rounded up her cousins and watched her cousin play videogames all day long and watched i love luce and cinderella. it was good fun tho. patti mayonnaise loves her cousins. last but not least was 2 funfilled weeks of nonstop camp camp and more camp where patti blends in with the campers. patti was the best counselor there.. she brought all sorts of fun goodies for the little children to enjoy such as star shaped sunglasses in all sorts of fun wacky colors. she was also best dressed at the tacky formal with her underwear on the outside and all that good fun stuff. thats not all! she got to eat a red firewood ant and run around in the pen with the llamas and goats. oh boy what good pure fun. and during those two weeks she managed to take 3 showers... lets hear it for her... fish i know you love camp now dont be shy. my friend fish here decided it would be cool to come to camp with no sweatshirt, pants, or soap, silly skeeter valentine. silly silly silly.

Current Mood: silly
3 minutes| take your breath away
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